Question: What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? Because nothing gets under their skin.
What weighs more between a ton of feathers and a ton of bricks? Question: What is a cow with no legs called? A: Both have blank smiling expressions and are hollow inside! What does the ocean say to the beach? What do men and mascara have in common? Because they just might quack up.
Answer: It mimics a dying animal.
A: By his deep loud coffin! If you slice them very thinly.
Trivia Question: What animals are said to dislike the music by Willie Nelson? Where do pirates like to eat? Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? Answer: 1 billion metric tons.
Jogging home from your vasectomy.